Insert Chassis Albuquerque: April 2017

21 April 2017

Grammatical Flexbility


When she said, "Hello, how are you?" I literally thought she'd meant how  I was. So I told her, everything…
It had begun grammatically, a disagreement over spelling the word "realise" (or "realize" as some spell it). Someone reacted to something I'd written, emphatically pointing out the word "realise" was spelt incorrectly. In fact, what they said was: "Seriously? Mispelt twice?"
Of course they'd misspelt "mispelt" but I resisted the temptation to make any judgement against this asshole - perhaps he was from the 3rd world where economising on spelling was as common as budgeting ones diet.


8 April 2017

More Doctors Smoke Camel Cigarettes Than Any Other Cigarette...



For the record: "The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
Jay Leno