Insert Chassis Albuquerque: Sound Dating Advice or: How The Rise of Post-Feminism Has Allowed For Equality In Society.

28 March 2017

Sound Dating Advice or: How The Rise of Post-Feminism Has Allowed For Equality In Society.





Dating Etiquette - Never open the door for a woman on your first date. Bad move, pal. Let me explain: A long time ago women were dutifully impregnated and stared out the kitchen window while cooking or doing the dishes wondering about a different, better time - how would all those women who suffered then feel now if you were to open a door for them?
For one, it would be easy to misconstrue the gesture as highly offensive and to mean she doesn't know how to open the door.
In some cases this may be true. I myself was once briefly involved with a woman who claimed to be a feminist and later became a lesbian - my point? She and her life-partner/"girlfriend" were eventually found dead because - and I'm quoting from the official forensics report - "... a stand-off ensued with both women refusing to open the door for the other in order to renew food supplies and this resulted in both victims dying of starvation."
True story.
So when on a First Date remember that this chivalry of a gesture for what’s sake undermines the last great hurdle to true and proper equality for women and every time a man acquiesces we all take a step backward and undermine another movement toward equality somewhere.
So remember: You don’t dishonour them, let them open their own doors.

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